Pokemon World Tour Chapter 13

Pokémon World Tour
Chapter 13: Attack of the Yaoi Fangirls

 So, we re finally here. The Land of the Rising Sun!  Giratina exclaimed.
 And yaoi fangirls.  grumbled Darkrai.
All of the Legendaries walked off of the plane (in human forme, of course) and into the terminal. Many of the Japanese noticed them from their different appearance compared to theirs, but remained silent.
 Still, it s really something.  Arceus said as they were checked by airport officials, showing them her passport.  To be here in Japan, where it all began for us.
 I just better not get strip-searched this time.  said Darkrai as his suitcase was checked.  I left  that item  off of my possession after that incident.
 I think we should go visit Mr. Tajiri while we re here!  Mew suggested.  That would be AWESOME!
 It would. Rayquaza agreed.  Arc- I mean&  ugh&   Angelina ?  he grimaced at mentioning the dumb choice for a human name the author picked.  Do you think we could spare time to head over to Game Freak Headquarters?
 I don t see why not. It would be fun to meet our own creators.  Arceus admitted.
They began to go through the mandatory security check. About half of them (Arceus, Giratina, Lugia, Darkrai, and Mew) had made it when Shaymin s turn came up, who was stopped by an official.
 Excuse me, little girl?
 Yes?  Shaymin said impatiently.
 We detected something in your suitcase. It might have been a mistake, but we ll still need to check.
 Fine. Go ahead. I have nothing to hide.  she told them.
 Except the dead body of a psychologist.  Jirachi said in a deadpan tone, behind her in line. The officers looked at Shaymin, a bit freaked out.
 Oh&  stop it!  Shaymin said to Jirachi in a joking tone. The look on her face to Jirachi after that also added  or else your head gets cut off .
The officers looked at Shaymin oddly. Something was messed up about this kid, but it wasn t their business.
 Little girl, your suitcase.  an officer asked again.
 OK THEN!  she shouted at them, throwing the suitcase in their direction. One of the officers walked over to Arceus and asked her,  Is that your kid?
 Unfortunately.  she sighed.
 Don t you think she should see somebody?
 Tried it. Didn t work. You don t even want to know what she did to the psychologist.
The security officer backed away slowly after that.

 This better not turn out like it did with Darkrai.  Shaymin grumbled, as a police officer went through her stuff.  Oh well. At least if I get strip-searched, I just need to scream  Help, I m a little girl being molested!  That ll get me out of it.
 Shay, you do know that the police can t legally do that to a minor, right?  Jirachi told her.
 Of course I know that!
Jirachi stared at her with an apathetic look.  Uh huh. Sure you did. If you need me, I ll be over by Mother.
Jirachi walked through the security check with no problems, leaving Shaymin behind, with Latias then Rayquaza next in line. The officer approached Shaymin.
 Ma am.
 Yes, officer?  she asked him endearingly.
The security officer set Shaymin s suitcase on the ground. He opened it up, revealing very&  peculiar things. Chains, whips, electric shockers, ball gags&  and some other things that I probably can t go into without getting an M-rating. (Hey, I have some standards I gotta hold.)
 Could you care to explain what&  these things&  are doing in here?
Latias and Rayquaza peeked in front of them, wondering why their  play-things  were in Shaymin s bag.
Shaymin sweatdropped nervously, clueless as to how they ended up in her bag. She then looked over to Darkrai at the other side, who simply grinned at her. Shaymin was ready to slit his throat at that second, but the officer took her over to the side, along with confiscating the contents of her bag. Naturally, Latias and Rayquaza were disappointed. However, the two had made it through the security check with no issues.
 So, any idea with what you think they ll do to Shaymin?  asked Latias.
 No clue.  answered Rayquaza.  They can t strip-search her because she s a minor, but they ll probably figure out something.
Latias stepped a bit closer to Rayquaza as they walked, whispering in his ear softly so the officers couldn t hear.  I m just wondering how we re going to get our things back.
 Don t worry, Latias. I ll figure something out. For now, we re in Japan.  he said as they both sat down with Arceus and the others.  There s so much to do here; I don t even know where to take you first!
 You bring up a good point, Rayquaza. Where SHOULD we go first?  Arceus muttered.
 Well, the Japanese usually have a few flower gardens scattered around. There s probably one somewhere in Tokyo&   Giratina grinned.
 Yeah.  Arceus imagined the romantic moment with Giratina.  That would be nice. I hear the Rikiugien Gardens are great, and it doesn t cost much to get in.
 What are you guys going to do?  Giratina asked the others.
 Well, I m feeling a little hungry. It s around lunch time.  said Lugia.  I think Rayquaza, Darkrai, and I will go look around for a local restaurant or something before we go sight-seeing. Have a guy s lunch out.
 As long as I don t have to be near Shaymin again&  I m happy.  Darkrai stated.
 Latias,  began Rayquaza.  Do you mind if we-
 It s no problem, Ray.  she replied.  There s plenty of time for sight-seeing. Go ahead. Enjoy your guy s lunch out.
 Oh, don t worry. We will.
Lugia, Rayquaza, and Darkrai agreed to be back at the hotel Arceus made reservations at as they left.
Three guys alone on the streets of Tokyo, Japan&
With thousands of yaoi fangirls among them&
And given the title of this chapter, this probably won t end very well.

 So, where should we start?  Darkrai wondered.
 Well, do YOU know of any good Japanese restaurants?  Lugia asked with sarcasm dripping from his mouth.
 I don t live here.  Darkrai stated matter-of-factly.  What makes you think that I know anything at ALL?!
 Guys, guys, get off of it.  Rayquaza calmed the two down.  Look, I can see several Japanese restaurants from these streets.
It was true. Standing on the busy, crowded streets of Tokyo, there were many buildings. Some of them were little trinket shops, while others were business buildings or flower shops. A couple of Japanese restaurants stood out among all of the buildings.
 Let s head over to that one.  Rayquaza said, pointing to a nice-looking restaurant several hundred feet (or for those of you readers not in the United States, meters) in front of them.
As they walked (rather closely together, I might add), their attractive appearances along with their close proximity caught the attention of numerous yaoi fangirls on the streets. Their creepy smiles and staring creeped the three out as they walked faster to the restaurant. As they increased their velocity, so did the fangirls. As the fangirls approached closer and closer, the three made a mad dash for sanctuary.
The three learned the hard way to never underestimate how fast yaoi fangirls can run.
The three were just in sight of the safety of the restaurant. Darkrai, being the fastest, made it to the door first and frantically slammed it behind him. Unfortunately, this left Lugia and Rayquaza in the evil hands of the yaoi fangirls. One of the girls looked over the two.
 We may not have that cute-looking bad boy bishie&  but we re going to have SO much fun together!  screamed their leader, binding the two together with ropes so they couldn t escape.
Lugia and Rayquaza could only whimper.

Meanwhile (because I decided to go to a happier place and not think of the nasty things that the fangirls will do)&
Kyogre was relaxing at the only beach located inside Tokyo, Odaiba Beach. Even if it was only an artificial beach, the replication was spot-on. The soothing waves, the soft sand, and the blue sky. It was all perfect. While the others go sight-seeing, she generally prefers to stay by the beaches, since she loves water. Being an attractive blue-haired female in human forme, she naturally had several handsome men waiting on her hand and foot as she stretched in a beach recliner.
 Be a dear and go fetch me an iced tea, would you?  she said to one of the many black-haired Japanese males. He immediately complied, with no hypnotism required.
Latias, on the other hand, was playing in the sand. Like the little kid she was on the inside, she had built a sand castle. It entertained her to no end as she filled up the pail with sand and stack it to make  towers . Kyogre had not paid much attention to Latias  castle building as she went back to sun-bathing. However, she eventually took notice when the castle blocked the sunlight, towered over her, and THE ENTIRE FREAKIN  BEACH.
 What on Earth?  she muttered. She found herself staring at a sand castle the size of the Chrysler Building.  & Great. Her dumbass castle is blocking my sun. Looks like I need to take care of this.
She grumbled as she walked over to the ginormous castle Latias had gone the whole nine yards. The castle could even be walked into, with hallways, stairs, and everything.
 She did this in just a few hours?  she muttered. She navigated the hallways, trying to find Latias.
 Latias?!  she yelled, her echo reverberating through the empty hallway.
Nothing. She looked to her left, and saw a stairway she could go up.
 Oh, please don t tell me I ll have to end up walking all the way to the top.  she sighed.
(Guess what she got to do?)
3 hours later&
 *huff* *huff* *huff* Why didn t she bother installing an elevator into this damn thing?!  she yelled out to the sky.
 Well, you could have teleported up here like I did.  came a soft voice behind her.
She turned around to see a small brown-haired girl, who she knew was Latias in human forme. Latias had wanted her human forme to be of Bianca of Altomare, since the two were close friends.
 *huff* Latias, can I ask you something?  Kyogre growled.
 Yes?  she approached Kyogre innocently.
 &   Kyogre did her best not to screech at her, since she had a short temper.  Latias&  could you please take this castle down?
 Why? Is something wrong?  Latias wondered.
 Is something wrong?  Kyogre mimicked condescendingly.  YES, SOMETHING S WRONG! You re blocking my damn sun!
 Well, I worked really hard on this. Do you mind simply moving somewhere else on the beach?
 Latias, your entire castle blocking the sun from reaching any of the beach!
 B-But I don t want to take it down.
 Now.  Kyogre ordered.
 B-But-
 NOW!  she demanded again.
 & No.  Latias refused.
 & What do you mean,  no ?
 I said  no . It s my castle. I worked this hard on it. I m not taking it down.
 Argh.  Kyogre groaned.  Then I ll just take it down myself!  She kicked downward forcefully to get the sand to collapse, but it was like kicking concrete. Obviously, her foot hurt from trying that.
 Ow! What the-
 I packed the sand in so tightly that it couldn t simply be kicked down. It would need something much more powerful than that, Kyogre.
Kyogre sighed, and then looked out into the ocean. Smiling to herself, she looked at Latias. Latias knew what she was thinking.
 You wouldn t dare.
 I would.
 You re bluffing. You wouldn t cause THAT much property damage to the bay just to get at me. The costs would be enormous. Japan s still recovering from the Tohoku Earthquake and tsunami. My answer s still no.
Blinded by anger, she screamed at Latias.  OH YEAH?! JUST WATCH ME!
She motioned at the water, causing it to ripple. The water vibrated faster and faster and faster until it rose into the air. Latias had realized at what she had accidentally unleashed.
 Oh no.

 NO! GOD, MAKE IT STOP!  Lugia screamed as he was forced a house and into undressing, and into a new outfit.  NO, ANYTHING BUT CROSS-DRESSING INTO A BONDAGE SLAVE S OUTFIT! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
 Oh, dear sweet bishie.  coaxed the leader of the yaoi fangirls.  You are so lucky. You get to be the UKE, while that green haired Latino gets to be your SEME! I m so jealous!
Lugia attempted to jump over the fangirls and escape like he did with Zekrom, but he couldn t cover the distance. The fangirls were EVERYWHERE, covering every escape route. Door, windows, chimney, and the fangirls completely swarmed him. His regular clothes were torn off of him, and into the submissive s outfit, with a slave mask, collar, tight latex outfit and ball-gag and his hands and feet tied tightly with ropes. He wept as he was humiliated and couldn t fight back.
 OH!
 KAWAII!
 I WANT TO (censored) HIM SO MUCH!
 Hold up!  shrieked the leader.  What I say goes! Lock him up in the closet until we get the seme ready!
The fangirls complied, doing as their leader told them. They tossed the helpless Lugia into the closet, leaving to get their seme.
Lugia quietly wept as he pondered his fate. Being forced into that outfit was bad enough, but would he be forced into having gay sex with Rayquaza? The thought shook his bones to the very core, and Rayquaza would ve hated it too, already having a loving relationship with Latias. Then and there, he decided to get out as quickly as possible.
He tried to stand up, failing multiple times with the ropes on his legs. But he wouldn t give up. Eventually, he got himself to stand upright. The next step was for him to cut the ropes, but with the slave mask over his face, he couldn t see. This forced him to feel around to try and find a sharp object. He clutched around with his hands until he felt something sharp penetrate his skin, causing him to bleed.
 Perfect.  he thought.  Should be sharp enough.
He grabbed the object, and slowly yet surely began to slice through the ropes.

Meanwhile with Rayquaza&
 I m not having gay sex with Lugia!  Rayquaza shouted as they forced him into the  dominator  outfit consisting of a leather jacket, black jeans, black rubber-soled boots, and also giving him a whip and a taser.
 You re the seme!  said the leader cheerfully.  You need to show him who s REALLY in charge and put him in his place!
 You re all crazy!  he yelled.  You re all horny, demented, 15-year-old yaoi fangirls!
 YES, WE ARE! AND WE RE PROUD OF IT!
Rayquaza stared at them in horror, trying to figure out if they were high, insane, evil, or all three.
 Now, let s take him to the uke!  she cheered as they left for where they had tossed Lugia.
 Probably all three.  he thought to himself as he was forced to follow them. Once they showed him Lugia, he would grab him and get the both of them out of there.

 Almost got it&  done!  the object had sliced through the ropes around Lugia s hands, freeing them. Feeling around his legs, he also cut through the ropes around them. Finally, feeling at the back of the mask, he unlatched it and took it off, along with the ball gag.
 Yes, I m free!  He grabbed the door handle and turned it, only to discover it was locked.  Oh, you ve got to be joking me.

 Ready to train that slave, Mr. Seme?  grinned the leader of the yaoi fangirls psychotically.
 Uhh&   Rayquaza stammered. He REALLY didn t want to do anything to Lugia. Sure, he (technically, Latias) had tied him up earlier in Australia, but that was just for fun. He would never actually HURT Lugia. He didn t want to. Only he and Latias played around like that, but that was consensual and they took the proper precautions. These fangirls had to have a sick and corrupted mind to want to force two guys against their will into having gay sex as a seme and uke. He had to get out with Lugia safely, and fast.
He peeked at the taser.  This might be useful on the fangirls.
 ...Let s start, I guess.  he said, faking enthusiasm.
The yaoi fangirls screamed with glee, as they teared open the door Lugia was behind. To their complete and total surprise, Lugia was unmasked and without his ropes.
Lugia and Rayquaza looked at each other and smiled.
 You thinking what I m thinking?  the green-haired Latino said.
 Oh, yes I am.  answered the Caucasian man with white spiky hair.
The two rushed forward, grabbing each other s hand and spun like a saw, starting to knock out the many yaoi fangirls. And they also somehow slowed down time. One would assume this is because it s an action scene. However, in reality, Dialga was at the Hall of Origin, slowing down time to extend how long Victini was forced to hear bad puns from Registeel for shattering her Adamant Orb. And also being stupid enough to brag about it in front of her. Pro-tip: Don t make Dialga mad.
 And so two atoms are walking down the street.  Registeel began.  One panics as he lost an electron. The other asks him,  Are you sure?  He answers,  I m POSITIVE!  Get it? Because when an atom loses an electron, it becomes positive! See, it s funny!
 Oh God! Bad puns AND learning! Dialga, make it stop! I m sorry!
Anyways, back to the action scene.

The two slowly kicked at the yaoi fangirls as they spun around. Blood splat out from their heads as they were all eventually knocked unconscious. Once the last yaoi fangirl was unconscious, time resumed normally and they landed on their feet.
Lugia spoke.  Rayquaza, I can t thank you enough for helping me out there.
 It s no problem&  Rayquaza said, curiously eyeing Lugia s outfit.  & Why are you in&  that?
Lugia looked away from Rayquaza, ashamed of himself.  They forced that on me&  along with some other stuff still in the closet. They ripped off my clothes, so now I have nothing else to wear. I couldn t do anything to protect myself. I was weak. There were so many& 
Lugia sighed as he sat down in a nearby chair. Rayquaza walked towards him, tossing the whip and taser onto the ground.
 Lugia&  sometimes, we all just need a little help. Whether that be physical help, mental help, or spiritual help, we all need it sometimes. I learned that a long time ago, after Latios passed away. This isn t your fault or mine. We couldn t outrun them. Just thank God that we were able to break free and knock them out.
 But what now?  Lugia asked.  I can t go out into public with this on! The reactions would be&  well, I don t know but I certainly don t want to go out into public with THIS on!
 Relax, Lugia. Don t worry.  Rayquaza tried to comfort him.  My clothes are still upstairs in this house. I ll change into them, head to a clothing store, and buy some new human clothes for you.
 You sure? You re not going to be evil and repeat the Schlitterbahn incident?
 I wouldn t do that to you twice. And this is a much worse situation. Trust me, Lugia.
 & All right, then. I guess I don t have much choice.
 I ll be back as soon as I can!  Rayquaza said, going upstairs and changing into his normal outfit. He was about to leave when Lugia spoke again.
 Rayquaza? What&  what if the fangirls wake up while you re gone? They ll tie me up and put that mask on again&   Lugia shuttered.
 Hmm&  hey Lugia?
 Yeah?
 How did you free your hands from the ropes?
 Well in the closet, I think I found something sharp like a knife in there.  Lugia answered.
Rayquaza walked over to the closet door and opened it. After looking around for a bit, he found the sharp object Lugia was talking about. Indeed, it truly was a knife. He backed out of the closet, looking at the unconscious yaoi fangirls.
 Rayquaza&  are you going to do what I think you re going to-
STAB!
Rayquaza had used the knife to stab through the heart of the ruthless and cruel leaders of the yaoi fangirls. Lugia was in awe and in shock.
 Did you just-
 Once they see what happened to their demented leader, they ll leave you alone. I guarantee it.  Rayquaza walked out of the house with those words.

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